that is an excellent question
(also thank you so much! you’re such a sweetheart ububu)
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
H O L Y PURIFICATION BATTERMAN!
That’s right, as I promised, I’m doing a 2,000 follower official giveaway!
R U L E S?
- Okay, first and foremost, this giveaway is for United States citizens only! (I’m really really sorry for anyone outside the country :C)
- There will be a MAXIMUM of 3 reblogs + a like per person! (yes, I’ll be checking)
- You must be following us! (i.e. the-dancing-batter)
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE
- Make sure your Ask box is OPEN
- If you win, I will be needing your address to send the stuff, so make sure you have permission from a parent if you are under 18 years of age!
- We will RANDOMLY select a winner!
- DON’T YOU DARE DELETE OR EDIT ANY OF THE RULES
W H A T YOU C A N WIN!?
This is our first giveaway, so we’re not making any of the prizes worth a million bucks, but here is what we’ve got for you!
- Custom cut and painted cardboard Minecraft Sword made by us!
- The Dancing Batter’s hat (with signature and lemon scent, holla holla)
- POCKY YES
- Funky rainbow tiger print sunglasses!
- S O C K S
- That super cool marble soda!
- AND A MYSTERY ITEEEMM???
IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS, ASK, MESSAGE, OR CONTACT ME AT email@example.com
CHOOSING OF THE GIVEAWAY ENDS JULY 10’TH
J U L Y 10’TH KIDDOS
GET REBLOGGIN’ AND WIN OUR SHIT
WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE HAD REALIZED
HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND BRIGHT BLUE EYES
HE WOULD THROW SNOW BALLS DISAPPEAR AND FLY
HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYYYardians
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
Adorable ceramic cat planters made by Miriam Brugmann.
I want these.
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Jensen fucking ackles.
wow ok at first I was looking at this from the outsider’s perspective
But then I looked at it from an insider’s perspective behind those bars, and
Oh god, why would you do that to me… I was perfectly happy with smoldering Jensen in a cage, and then you just… ugh. Jesus.